Essimir Architects. For the shack you deserve, you filthy peasants.

With the onset of new roofing, made of high-quality virtual wood, it was time to give the people of Essimir a stunning design in the world of glamour housing.

Well, glamour housing in the sense that the world it is set in has no glamour.

Unless you have sparkly things, like glass shards.
Or shiny pointy weapons.

Or moist eyeballs in the hobbles of old scaly witches. I bet there are witches in Essimir, with their big, black cauldron, eyes of newt, flying around on their broomsticks which they stole in the Armageddon Riot when those damn muggles ransacked local pubs and found the entrance to Diagon Alley.

Then moved to Essimir in their flying tornado houses.

Bring a water-type pokemon.

Exclusive Insight to Essimir Architects Designs

Wooden Roof

Based on the iron roofing.

Another Wooden Roof

Also based on the iron roofing, only this one is wearing a roof hat.

An Essimir Dream Home

I designed and built a house using the finest in Mayan building techniques.
And by Mayan, I meant I used Maya, because computers back in the Mayan times sucked and had dial-up and were powered by child sacrifices.

I began with a simple polygon cube, as I usually tend to. I made some extrusions to get the shape, removed sections for the door and windows, and used a concrete texture for the walls.

For the door, I just imported a door in which I had constructed earlier, there were some surviving doors in the last Great Door Cultist Invasion.

For the side part of the home, I used parts of either door (there were two) to build wooden walls around said section, and used the roofing I had put together as well as iron sections so that the people would stay dry in the rainy season.

...somewhat dry.

...mostly wet. The roof will blow away.

Then the lightning cometh.

With a shack like this, you will be the envy of all those box owners out there.

For some reason, I also created a simple interior, just in case the floor might be seen from the outside through a window.

Or maybe I just wanted to do the floor to give a bit more of a feel to the place.

Feels, people.

The entrance has loose dirt and stone chips, while a fancy stone floor for the main part of the interior beckons for your filthy feet.

A Tower

This tower, designed by Jade and UV unwrapped, textured, etc. by yours truly, is the ultimate design in towerness.
It serves a duality of purposes - they are very good at both keeping watch and giving the higher ground for assaults, protecting your shanty town of dirty peons, while at the same time, keeping your dirty peons from leaving.

Comes with the latest in communications technology, a wireless tin telephone.

Comes with semi-speed dial-up connections and a free subscription to SKY for your television, or as they used to call them in the old days, windows.