PREPARE TO ENTER...
TARRI'S
INCREDIBLE INFAMOUS IRON
RUSTY ROOFING REALM
INCREDIBLE INFAMOUS IRON
RUSTY ROOFING REALM
Step right up, step right up! Experience the miracle of which I have been contributing for the past couple of weeks for the Doors... er, Bones of Essimir Project!
Prepare to be amazed, ladies and gentlemen, and behold in wonder as you gaze upon the rusted corrogated iron products of which I have worked hard to texture!
But that's not all, ladies and gentlemen! Utilising these fine, rusty pieces of shi- I mean, corrogated iron, I put together a sound roof to shelter the people of Essimir!
Of course, this could not be possible without the help of my esteemed colleague, James, who created the geometry of the iron in the first place!
Ladies and gentlemen, James!
James: "F*#k you, Tarri."
James, ladies and gentlemen!
The crowd goes wild with applause.
And we cannot forget the first corrogated iron piece that got us here in the first place, 100% geometrically designed and textured by yours truly (that's me, ladies and gentlemen), raise your sights to the original corrogated iron!
Isn't she a beauty, ladies and gentlemen? Now I cannot presume too much, but I think we can all agree there is nothing sexier than a piece of iron with curves!
PREPARE TO BEHOLD...
THE CORNERSTONES OF CIVILISATION
Look at these cornerstones which I textured, bumped, and specularafied.
LOOK AT THEM.
Beheld? Good.
Show's over, go home.
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